<img src="https://d5nxst8fruw4z.cloudfront.net/atrk.gif?account=5C8hi1agq800qI" style="display:none" height="1" width="1" alt="">

    22 Things Military Spouses Never Say During Deployment

    You’ve gone through all the pre-deployment briefings. You’ve prepared your finances, obtained the requisite Power of Attorneys, printed out the list of emergency phone numbers, and placed kisses in a jar for your kids’ deployment countdowns.

    If you’ve been through your spouse deploying a time or ten, then you’re well acquainted with our old friend, Murphy’s Law. With that in mind, just so we don’t jinx ourselves, we polled some of our military friends who shared their experiences with us about things we should absolutely never ever say while our spouses are deployed.

    What YOU would add to these 22 things you'll never hear military spouses say during deployment?

     

    22 Things Military Spouses Never Say During Deployment

     

    1) I’m getting so much sleep!

     

    via GIPHY

    Let’s face it--the worry and extra responsibilities do not tend to equal good sleep!

     

    2) None of the kids have thrown up recently.

     

    via GIPHY

    We’d never tempt fate this way...would we?

    -Kara, Air Force spouse

     

    3) Of course! We’d love to have house guests!

     

    via GIPHY

    We love our family and friends, but we are most definitely not “company ready” right at the moment.

    -Molly, Love the Everyday

     

    4) This is SO much easier than last time.

     

    via GIPHY

    Every deployment, I’m like, I got this. And life goes, “You think so, huh? Bring on Level 5!”

    -Courtney, The Mediocre Mommy

     

    5) This Power of Attorney covers EVERYTHING. So glad I didn’t get the special ones that spell everything out.

     

    via GIPHY

    One thing you can you say about military families...we love our paperwork!

    -Meg, MilKids Ed

     

    6) You know what hasn’t happened in a while? A blizzard canceling school for a week.

     

    via GIPHY

    Yes, we love our kids, but MilitaryByOwner writer Dawn M. Smith reminds us that too much of a good thing...well, it's too much!

     

    7) Wouldn’t it be funny if there was a worldwide shortage of wine?

     

    via GIPHY

    GAH. No, just no!

    -Dawn, MilitaryByOwner Advertising

     

    8) The “P word” (plan). We never ever say this.

     

    gger.gif

     

    Because the best-laid plans are also subject to the demands of deployment!

    -Kellie, MILLIE

     

    9) Maybe my mother-in-law will come for an extended stay!

     

    via GIPHY

    Or another extended family member you don’t wish to spend that much quality time with...Now, just to be fair, some of us don’t feel this way, but this was definitely NOT the wish of this anonymous sharer.

     

    10) Yep, all the cars and appliances are working GREAT!

     

    via GIPHY

    Why, why, why? Quick! Knock on wood!

     

    11) Hey, honey, my computer stopped working. Can you fix it remotely?

     

    via GIPHY

    Nope, no way. Military spouses are known for their creative, can-do handling of life. We’ve got this!

    -Alexis from MILLIE

     

    12) SURE...since I don’t have anything to do or anywhere to go, I’ll watch your kids, too.

     

    via GIPHY

    Milspouses are the best friends and kid watchers ever, but let’s be honest, patience for more kids around is in short supply when we’re already solo parenting.

    -Danette, Air Force spouse

     

    13) This is a good opportunity to get another dog.

     

    via GIPHY

    House-training a puppy? Sounds like a plan....

    -Maggie, How to Milspouse

     

    14) Any talk even remotely referring to a specific deployment return date.

     

    via GIPHY

    Not just for OPSEC and PERSEC, but because there's no point in getting everyone's hopes up. It always changes!

    -Laura, Air Force spouse

     

    15) It could always be worse!

     

    via GIPHY

    Because we know that yes, yes, it could.

    -Kelly of Kelly Seeks

     

    16) I don’t have to cook dinner every night!

     

    via GIPHY

    Oh wait, yes I do….well, that’s what pizza delivery and drive-throughs are for!

    -Melissa, AF spouse

     

    17) Just watch, I’m going to try so many new recipes.

     

    via GIPHY

    Because cereal and toast can feature several times a week for dinner, no probs.

    -Mary Ann Eckberg, MilitaryByOwner writer

     

    18) Deployment is the perfect time to have a baby!

     

    via GIPHY

     

    Ok, actually most military moms will agree that timing doesn’t really matter once you have that precious bundle in your arms!

    -Lizann, The Seasoned Spouse

     

    19) The time is FLYING by!

     

    via GIPHY

    But is it…The time will pass--eventually!

    -Megan, The Six Box

     

    20) Yeah, I needed a break. SO glad my spouse is deployed!

     

    via GIPHY

    Cue the eye rolling!

    -Kat, retired spouse

     

    21) Excellent. I was hoping you’d get PCS orders while you’re gone. I just can’t get enough of packing up, listing, and selling houses alone!

     

    via GIPHY

    Nothing says love like showing your home to strangers while also getting ready for a move cross-country!

    -Kim, She Is Fierce

     

    22) It’s only 5 days till Christmas and they’re almost home. No way they’ll extend this deployment!

     

    via GIPHY

    When it comes down to it, much as we may complain, we military families truly live the meaning of Mission First.

    -Doug, The Military Guide

    And even though we agree that the above are things we wouldn’t say...one feeling is common as we tick off the days and our loved one is finally headed home.

    It’s almost over!

    via GIPHY

    For more support for your military spouse life, check out our Ultimate Guide for Military Spouse Employment

    Subscribe to MilitaryByOwner's Newsletter

    Jen McDonald

    Author

    Jen McDonald

    Jen McDonald is the Content Editor for MilitaryByOwner Advertising. She's a longtime writer, the author of the book You Are Not Alone: Encouragement for the Heart of a Military Spouse, the host of the Milspouse Matters podcast, and has been published in several books and numerous national publications. She was a military spouse for nearly 30 years and is the mom of four (including one son in the military). One of her happiest roles now is being a grandmother. She and her newly retired Air Force husband have been stationed all around the world from Europe to the Pacific and won’t count how many houses they’ve lived in because that would be too depressing. Her passion is encouraging young military spouses and regularly sharing about topics like military life, parenting, homeschooling...and now grandparenting! See more from Jen at her site, Jen McDonald and find her on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram , and Pinterest.

    Popular Posts